My Twisted Gray Heart
I’m totally wearing a leopard print Snuggie and giving no fucks.

I’m totally wearing a leopard print Snuggie and giving no fucks.

I got a haircut and beard trim today. Does it look ok?

I got a haircut and beard trim today. Does it look ok?

I took a selfie because I’m bored. I could be doing a lot worse things than this. I could be murdering someone or or punching stupid people or being sexist or I don’t know. Anyways, enjoy my face.

I took a selfie because I’m bored. I could be doing a lot worse things than this. I could be murdering someone or or punching stupid people or being sexist or I don’t know. Anyways, enjoy my face.

Me in a Dead Kennedys shirt saying hi. I hope you’re all doing well.

Me in a Dead Kennedys shirt saying hi. I hope you’re all doing well.

Me and my cat Boise. He’s sleeping. We’re bros.

Me and my cat Boise. He’s sleeping. We’re bros.

I’m kind of an expert at murder eyes. It’s the probably the reason I have SO many friends. The beard helps too.

I’m kind of an expert at murder eyes. It’s the probably the reason I have SO many friends. The beard helps too.

Crusty and not so crusty. I feel like a pizza sometimes.

Before and After pics of my roadtrip to Philadelphia and Washington DC. Am I crusty enough yet?

Hi

Hi

It’s December so no more No Shave November. I trimmed my beard. Tell me what you think? I like my hair here for whatever reason.

It’s December so no more No Shave November. I trimmed my beard. Tell me what you think? I like my hair here for whatever reason.