- boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
- girlfriend: I know
- boy wakes up and only mum is there
- boy: where's my girlfriend
- mum: who do you think gave you the penis
- boy: what
The awesome moment when you make a controversial joke and people love it.
The awkward, sad moment when you make awesome jokes for someone and they don’t get it.
I feel like now I want to make a Reconstruction joke but that sounds transsexual…
I just made the worst historical sexual joke…
"I enjoy your southern region."
"I’ll William Tecumseh Sherman it."
"…I’ll fucking devastate it."
Hahahaha I love it.
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