My Twisted Gray Heart

Hahahaha

boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
girlfriend: I know
 boy wakes up and only mum is there
boy: where's my girlfriend
mum: who do you think gave you the penis
boy: what

The awesome moment when you make a controversial joke and people love it.

The awkward, sad moment when you make awesome jokes for someone and they don’t get it.

Hahahahahaha

XD

I feel like now I want to make a Reconstruction joke but that sounds transsexual…

I just made the worst historical sexual joke…

“I enjoy your southern region.”

“I’ll William Tecumseh Sherman it.”

“…I’ll fucking devastate it.”

Hahahaha I love it.

Love